Maidstone Labour Party

Wednesday, 17 August 2011

The Sands of Time - Wait for no Bun.

Well as you already know darlings I'm a successful Supermodel - but time is moving on and I'm not getting any younger. I have to be ahead of the game ya know? There's already these new Cupcakes snapping at my sponge. These perky little fairy cakes with their sparkly buttercream are just waiting to take my spot at the top of the cake stand, but I just keep pushing them off & waving as I watch them fall  - SPLAT!!!

I'm not gonna lie - I've had surgery - the procedure was called a Bunopathy & basically it involved having all my excess sponge removed. I have now gone down from a 12" cake tin to an 8" one, I look amazzzzing darlings. Also once I week I meet with a specialist who injects top grade gelatine into my sponge to smooth out the cracks that are beginning to appear. I'm still one hot bun baby - those cupcakes can eat my cream!!!

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