There I sat on the top of the silver 4 tiered tray. I looked absofuckinglutely amazing in my Stella Mccartney doylie. Sienna sat there looking at me longingly, Jude was seething with jealousy.
In certain areas of the room I spotted several paparazzi. At first they were just taking pictures of Sienna but then all eyes were on me. A girl can't get any privacy you know. Then Sienna was getting jealous that I was getting all the attention.
Suddenly from out of the blue Daniel Craig appeared - walked over and devoured me on the spot. Just like that
(He's partial to a bit of Layer Cake)
Well as for Jude and Sienna they just sat and gaped in amazement. They quickly drank their lap sang sushong and left
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